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Why It's Good To Be A Man Page 2
13) Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. 14) People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 15) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 16) New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17) One mood, ALL the time. 18) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 19) You know stuff about tanks. 20) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 21) You can open all your own jars. 22) You can leave the motel bed unmade.
23) You can kill your own food.
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"Your primary sense of self is through your relationships--as a mother, a friend, and a wife and lover; his is his success as a man." 
