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Why It's Good To Be A Man
1) Your last name stays put. 2) The Garage is all yours. 3) Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4) Chocolate is just another snack. 5) You can be president. 6) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7) Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8) You don't give a rat's butt if someone doesn't notice your new haircut. 9) The world is your urinal. 10) You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky looking. 11) Same work... more pay.
12) Wrinkles add character.
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"Your primary sense of self is through your relationships--as a mother, a friend, and a wife and lover; his is his success as a man." 