Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want...
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure! Go ahead. = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
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