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First Grader Proverbs

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First Grader ProverbsA first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. This is what they came up with.

Better to be safe than to punch a 5th grader.

Never underestimate the power of termites.

You can lead a horse to water but how?

Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.

Love all, trust me.

The pen is mightier than the pigs.

An idle mind is the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's pollution.

Happy the bride who gets all the gifts.

A penny saved is not much.

Two's company, three's the Musketeers.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.

None are so blind as Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.

When the blind leadeth the blind get out of the way.

Better late than pregnant.



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