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Rules For Men Page 2
 1) Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1) Check your oil! Please 1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1 If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 1) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. continued
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