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Rules For Men
 We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1) Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1) Saturday /Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1) Crying is blackmail. 1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1) We don't remember dates. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. continued
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