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What do you get from a pampered cow?

   Spoiled milk.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

   A nervous wreck.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

   Frostbite.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

   Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

   Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

   Because they have big fingers.

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

   Because it scares the dog.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

   Sanka.

Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?

   Because they wore their belt
   buckle on their hat.

What do you call skydiving lawyers?

   Skeet. previous

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