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I cannot believe there is a woman alive who would date a man with a comb-over, a bad toupee, or a home done dye job. If you have please let me know. I am not a superficial person, but I would absolutely draw the line with the bad hair thing.

I think a comb-over is one of the most bizarre things a man can do on purpose without risking his life or limbs. Do these men not realize that those comb-over jokes are about them? Do they really think they’re fooling us? We can all see immediately that they’re bald but the comb-over is like a flashing LED that says, “I’m insecure AND clueless”. It’s rediculous. And what about their wives? They are doing their husbands a huge disservice by letting them go on with behavior that causes snickers and sneers behind their backs.

Bald is the new sexy. Gosh, look at how many guys who have hair that are shaving it off. My son, who has been losing his hair since he was 19 has been shaving his head for much longer than it’s been in style. Kojak and Yul Brenner were his only models. He looks amazing with his head shaved.

And what about the toupee? If you insist, spend the money and get a good one. If you can tell a man has a toupee on, it shouldn’t be on. Unless you are Jim Gordon of Santa Barbara, who passed away last year. He was one of the most lovable guys you could ever want to know and lots of fun. He wore his wig in the same way a woman would wear a necklace. It was a chosen accessory, when the mood hit him. Sometimes he wore it, but mostly he didn’t. We could all joke with him about it.

Women like touching a man’s hair, especially when they’re making love. Touching a toupee would be creepy. I remember when my mother was in her late 60’s and still thinking she was going to meet her Mr. Right. Her requirements were that he did not drink, that he be a good dancer, and that he did not wear a rug. Guys, we’d rather have bald any day.

And finally, the hair dye. Oh my gosh, when a man does the hair dye thing he ends up looking like a tired old beach bum who thinks he’s some kind of sex symbol. I guess there are men who have their hair professionally colored and they must look okay because I don’t notice them. It’s the guys who do their own. Yikes! It always looks so dead and obvious. Men, please let the gray show. Take advantage of the fact that you look better as you go gray. My boyfriend has gray hair and it’s gorgeous.

I’d love to hear from men who have comb-overs, toupees, and hair dye. Maybe I’m being too hard on you. And women, maybe you find all the above a real turn on. Let’s talk about it.

With much love,
Kara